Some music has a way of just sticking to memories in my brain. This isn’t always good music, or even music I love, but I think we all have music that will always make us think vividly of a very specific time and place. Room on Fire by the Strokes is one such brain barnacle for me, and every time a song from this album played out in the wild my eyes glazed over and I started mumbling things like “well now, there’s a tune I haven’t heard in some time! I can still smell the machinery…” Meanwhile the table I was inevitably failing to wait on was just like “are we getting our drinks or what?”
“Tell us a story, I know you’re not boring”
You know those stories where someone makes a contract with the devil, and at first it seems like a sweet deal but the poor fool underestimates the catch? At Cedar Point in 2005 the sweet deal was a bonus at the end of the season: $1 for every hour you worked all summer in one fat juicy bonus check. For context, you only get one day off a week and you work very long hours in most cases, so it’s not unusual to rack up 50-60 hours a week during the busy months, sometimes more. That’s a lot of dollars over the whole season. The catch was you only got your bonus check if you fulfilled your contract and worked every last day you were scheduled. Since I lived within four hours of the park, I was required to work Halloweekends, the time of year after the regular season starting in September when the park is only open on weekends until they finally close for the year after Halloween.
I didn’t want to miss out on that thicc bonus. To my young underachiever brain that bonus alone was an obscene fortune. But I had to go to class because the new semester was starting up again, and most professors don’t consider screwing around on rollercoasters in Ohio an excused absence. So I commuted. Every Friday after class I would book it three and a half hours to cedar point, work my weekend, then after closing on Sunday I would drive all the way back home, arriving around midnight or so, pass out and wake up in the morning for my 8:00am class on Monday.
“You sound so sleepy, just take this, now leave me. I said please don’t slow me down if I’m going too fast”
Those drives on Sunday night were fucking brutal. I was exhausted from this insane routine I had agreed to, and I did my best to stay awake by blasting music loud enough to rattle all the mysterious loose bits hiding in the dash of the car. Around this time one of my albums of choice was Room on Fire. Sometimes it would just play on repeat in my car CD player because I was too focused on not falling asleep at the wheel to worry about changing the disc.
I slammed several red bulls every trip, and I would drive with the windows down to keep from getting too warm and cozy. I would stop frequently to walk around and keep my blood flowing, pacing the parking lot or welcome center like a drugged up maniac before jumping back in my car and speeding off into the night. I remember the cold air exploding through the window into my face, the smell of dill and hay in the air, making the back of my throat itch. The sticky, battery acid sour of energy drinks coated my mouth and throat, the flavor and sensation just stimulating enough to hold my attention and therefore keep my mind from wandering, like some twisted version of a Zen ritual. The toll road was deserted and dark save for the occasional delirious fluorescent radiance of a rest stop or uninhabited travel plaza.
The Strokes kept me company. Through sheer repetition and the unique insanity that comes with lack of sleep, I came to love that album. Most of the songs sounded similar in a way that seemed almost audacious. The music lacked any real nuance beyond sounding aloof and cool. The lyrics were mostly emo garbage dressed up in slick garage rock sounds. But I still loved it. The final two tracks are the ones that stuck in my head the most, the words “The end has no end” and “I can’t win” echoing through my skull and taking on new deeply ironic meaning given the situation I found myself in.
I always sang along to the final track in one last desperate attempt to not lose consciousness going 85 miles per hour in the middle of the night on a cold stretch of Indiana asphalt. “That was you up on the Mountain, all alone and all surrounded, walking on the ground you’re breaking, laughing at the life you’re wasting,” I shouted along as if it were a holy chant to summon divine protection, “Things in bars that people do and no one wants to talk to you, failing can be quite a breeze, you told me that those girls were easy,” as if I deeply connected with the message, as if it were speaking to a deep and painful experience I could relate to. And it did feel profound, like this song resonated with my soul, but I could never explain why; I didn’t actually relate to those words in any meaningful capacity. I was 20 years old, I didn’t have any experience with striking out in a bar (yet).
Like the blood stained Volleyball, Wilson, in Castaway, this album became my companion for these exhausted drives, the car my isolated island and me as dirty and desperate to be home as the stranded Tom Hanks. It was like a good luck charm or a riding buddy or something. And, like, The Strokes are kind of cheesy, if you couldn’t tell by the lyrics I was shamelessly screaming over the roar of the wind and my partially blown out speakers, but I loved this album so fucking much. I bonded with it in a time of desperation. I would get home, ears ringing, shaking from cold and the red bull sugar crash, peel off my work uniform saturated with the oily machine fumes of the park, sweat, and Axe body spray, collapse onto my bed and just shut down, only to wake up at 7:30 to my alarm, confused and startled.
“He want it easy, he want it relaxed, I said I can do a lot of things but I can’t do that”
I got my fucking bonus check, though. It was around $800. I felt triumphant. My parents made me spend almost all of it on school fees. This was my earliest practical lesson on the evils of capitalism: just because you earn the money doesn’t mean it’s yours. My frustration didn’t last long though, because shortly thereafter I had oral surgery to remove unsurfaced wisdom teeth and I got to be hopped up on Vicodin and Darvocet for two weeks. I went back to Cedar Point again the next summer and got fired. But that had nothing to do with Room on Fire.
The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.